i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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