she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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