Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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