They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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