he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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