Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.