I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
