i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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