There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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my being single is dangerous.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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