Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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