Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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