just tell him i said nine months
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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