Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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