Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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