How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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