we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
