I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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