I only kidnapped one of them. chill
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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