So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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