So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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