So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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