..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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