Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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