I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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