love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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