when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
