Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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