You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
my poor anus
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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