I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
how drunk are you?
Several
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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