You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize