There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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