Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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