return my video game
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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