normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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