Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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