I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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