i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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