just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
