We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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