If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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