Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
bring money and cleavage
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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