you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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