Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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