I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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