Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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