Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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