when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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