Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
ok first of all what the fuck
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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