There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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