I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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