i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
There's always time for handjobs
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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