let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Two words: nipple clamps
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