Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize