these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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