I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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